1 00:00:36,600 --> 00:00:40,399 (woman) Emerald, my kingdom for the emerald 2 00:00:40,560 --> 00:00:46,359 For the Topkapi emerald, oh, hallelujah 3 00:00:54,560 --> 00:01:03,519 (woman screams) 4 00:01:13,680 --> 00:01:15,559 (woman laughing) 5 00:01:31,840 --> 00:01:37,279 It can be done. That's the way it can be done. 6 00:01:37,480 --> 00:01:40,999 Oh! Oh, excuse me. 7 00:01:41,160 --> 00:01:43,799 I've just had a great idea. 8 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:49,479 Something I've been looking for a long time. A very long time. 9 00:01:49,680 --> 00:01:53,479 Josef, how many times have you been in and out of the country? 10 00:01:53,600 --> 00:01:55,479 Many times, many times. 11 00:01:55,600 --> 00:01:58,839 I should say... Yes, 12 times. 12 00:01:59,040 --> 00:02:01,559 Ever had a problem at the border, at customs? 13 00:02:01,720 --> 00:02:04,039 - Bah! They know me. - Josef, 14 00:02:04,160 --> 00:02:06,999 you're going to be very rich. Do you like that? 15 00:02:07,160 --> 00:02:08,639 I like that. 16 00:02:08,800 --> 00:02:11,799 It will be some time before I see you again, Josef. 17 00:02:12,600 --> 00:02:14,999 I will wait for you. 18 00:02:40,080 --> 00:02:42,079 This is... 19 00:02:42,240 --> 00:02:45,159 You don't even know who I am, or where I am. 20 00:02:45,360 --> 00:02:50,359 First, my name is not really Elizabeth Lipp, but please call me that. 21 00:02:50,520 --> 00:02:52,159 It's convenient. 22 00:02:52,360 --> 00:02:55,719 And I am in Turkey - in Istanbul - in the seraglio. 23 00:02:55,880 --> 00:02:58,159 This is where the old sultans lived. 24 00:02:58,360 --> 00:03:00,599 They had a lot of wives and other treasures, 25 00:03:00,720 --> 00:03:03,999 so they made the palace bigger and bigger. 26 00:03:04,160 --> 00:03:06,719 Like each of the buildings here, 27 00:03:06,880 --> 00:03:11,599 this little shack contains works of art unique in the world. 28 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:17,519 The entire seraglio is now a museum - the fabulous Topkapi Museum. 29 00:03:17,720 --> 00:03:22,519 But... but there is one special room. 30 00:03:22,640 --> 00:03:26,879 That's why I'm here. I'll show you. 31 00:03:38,720 --> 00:03:40,639 Come in. 32 00:03:43,600 --> 00:03:48,799 This cradle - pearls, rubies, and pure, solid gold. 33 00:03:48,960 --> 00:03:52,999 This is the famous throne of Shah Ismael. 34 00:03:53,160 --> 00:03:57,799 No king or emperor ever sat on a throne more precious. 35 00:03:57,960 --> 00:04:02,359 From every corner of the earth - gilts made to the Turkish empire. 36 00:04:02,520 --> 00:04:10,359 But I would give you all of them for just one dagger, 37 00:04:10,520 --> 00:04:14,959 encrusted with diamonds and emeralds. 38 00:04:15,080 --> 00:04:19,319 The four greatest emeralds the world has ever known. 39 00:04:21,200 --> 00:04:23,079 Dazzling. 40 00:04:23,200 --> 00:04:25,519 Flawless. 41 00:04:25,720 --> 00:04:29,319 All four are priceless. 42 00:04:29,480 --> 00:04:32,759 But there is one that is perfection. 43 00:04:33,520 --> 00:04:38,639 It has life. It is warm. It has nerves, senses... 44 00:04:40,880 --> 00:04:43,479 Oh, forgive me. 45 00:04:43,640 --> 00:04:47,519 A strange thing happens to me. 46 00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:50,479 Difficult to explain. 47 00:04:53,200 --> 00:04:55,239 All right. 48 00:04:59,200 --> 00:05:01,519 I'm going to have it. 49 00:05:01,720 --> 00:05:04,479 It's going to be mine. 50 00:05:06,200 --> 00:05:08,479 How? 51 00:05:08,640 --> 00:05:11,319 I didn't finish introducing myself. 52 00:05:13,440 --> 00:05:15,519 I am a thief. 53 00:05:15,720 --> 00:05:18,039 Honest. 54 00:06:24,640 --> 00:06:28,319 Excusez-moi, monsieur l'agent, ou est l'Hotel George V? 55 00:06:28,480 --> 00:06:31,599 Vous descendez les Champs Elysees et vous prenez l'avenue George V. 56 00:06:31,760 --> 00:06:33,759 - Merci. - A votre sant?, monsieur 57 00:06:33,920 --> 00:06:36,039 Merci, monsieur l'agent. 58 00:06:38,720 --> 00:06:40,639 Taxi! 59 00:06:57,200 --> 00:06:59,239 A gun is one thing, 60 00:06:59,440 --> 00:07:01,439 intelligence is another. 61 00:07:01,600 --> 00:07:04,479 Since I'm more afraid of intelligence - 62 00:07:04,640 --> 00:07:07,759 Hotel George V. Here. 63 00:07:13,240 --> 00:07:15,999 Up to your old tricks, Walter? 64 00:07:17,760 --> 00:07:20,599 Hello, Elizabeth. 65 00:07:25,080 --> 00:07:29,199 - What brings you here? - That old magnetism. I was drawn to you. 66 00:07:29,360 --> 00:07:32,519 It took three years to get that old magnetism to work. 67 00:07:32,720 --> 00:07:34,519 - How's the captain? - Hm? 68 00:07:34,720 --> 00:07:37,359 My successor. 69 00:07:37,520 --> 00:07:41,199 It took three days for the magnetism to wear off. 70 00:07:41,360 --> 00:07:43,479 Seriously? 71 00:07:43,640 --> 00:07:45,799 Seriously. 72 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:48,239 - Cannibal. - It's like Chinese food. 73 00:07:48,440 --> 00:07:51,239 One hour, and you're hungry again. 74 00:07:52,240 --> 00:07:55,199 - What do you want? - (tuts)You. 75 00:07:56,920 --> 00:08:00,759 - Business? Pleasure? - So many questions. 76 00:08:01,200 --> 00:08:03,319 Let's go and eat. I am hungry. 77 00:08:04,440 --> 00:08:08,239 - Where? - My studio. 78 00:08:08,440 --> 00:08:11,079 - Still the same? - Slight change. 79 00:08:22,040 --> 00:08:24,719 (Walter) You've lost none of your skill. 80 00:08:24,880 --> 00:08:29,319 - Darling, you too. - I was talking seriously. 81 00:08:29,480 --> 00:08:31,999 - I, too. - You're never serious, 82 00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:34,279 except when it comes to stealing emeralds. 83 00:08:34,440 --> 00:08:36,399 It's a living. 84 00:08:36,520 --> 00:08:38,679 Well? 85 00:08:45,440 --> 00:08:47,319 It's too tough. 86 00:08:49,520 --> 00:08:51,519 But I'll do it. 87 00:08:54,320 --> 00:08:56,839 - I knew you would. - On one condition. 88 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:58,759 - Granted. - I pick the crew. 89 00:08:58,880 --> 00:09:01,079 - As always. - Not as always. 90 00:09:01,280 --> 00:09:04,079 This time, with amateurs. 91 00:09:07,320 --> 00:09:09,959 - Amateurs? - Only amateurs. 92 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:14,839 - All right, I give up. - (tuts) My favourite pupil. 93 00:09:15,760 --> 00:09:17,839 Sit down. 94 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:22,199 Lesson one - the three cardinal rules of theft. 95 00:09:22,400 --> 00:09:25,119 How Swiss you are. Eins, zwei, drei. 96 00:09:25,320 --> 00:09:29,199 You're right. Eins - plan meticulously. 97 00:09:29,320 --> 00:09:32,639 - Zwei- execute... - Cleanly. 98 00:09:32,760 --> 00:09:35,439 - Drei? - Don't get caught before, during... 99 00:09:35,560 --> 00:09:39,759 Or atter. That's right. The Istanbul emeralds - 100 00:09:39,960 --> 00:09:43,839 the most protected jewels in the world - have been stolen. 101 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:47,559 Alarm system. 102 00:09:47,760 --> 00:09:50,399 Check Cedric Page, London. 103 00:09:51,760 --> 00:09:54,319 Cedric Page? What's that? 104 00:09:54,520 --> 00:09:56,879 You will meet him. 105 00:09:57,080 --> 00:10:01,879 Now, the emeralds are gone. Policemen of the world unite. 106 00:10:02,080 --> 00:10:04,679 You're Scotland Yard, Turkish police - what do you do? 107 00:10:04,880 --> 00:10:07,439 - What do I do? - You eliminate the riffraff. 108 00:10:07,520 --> 00:10:09,959 Obviously, this is a class job. 109 00:10:10,080 --> 00:10:14,319 You dig out the dossiers on the top professionals, the elite. 110 00:10:14,520 --> 00:10:20,199 How many are they? Not more than half a dozen, and all known. 111 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:23,639 But, there is no dossier on Elizabeth Lipp - 112 00:10:23,760 --> 00:10:28,519 not even Elizavetta Lippmanova - because you have been lucky. 113 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:34,759 There's no dossier on Walter Harper - not even Walter Haberlee - 114 00:10:34,960 --> 00:10:36,639 because I have been efficient. 115 00:10:36,840 --> 00:10:39,399 - What you would call "Swiss". - Liebling. 116 00:10:39,520 --> 00:10:43,199 So there must be no police record on anyone who works with us. 117 00:10:44,120 --> 00:10:47,079 Where do you find these lily-white innocents? 118 00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:49,199 That's myjob. 119 00:10:49,400 --> 00:10:52,199 What do you say? 120 00:10:52,320 --> 00:10:54,279 Amateurs? 121 00:10:57,840 --> 00:10:59,759 Amateurs. 122 00:11:04,760 --> 00:11:06,199 Ah. 123 00:11:11,200 --> 00:11:13,519 (screams) 124 00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:22,639 He has many children, Cedric Page? 125 00:11:22,840 --> 00:11:25,759 (Walter) None. These are all his own toys. 126 00:11:27,960 --> 00:11:31,119 - Come, look at this parrot. - I don't like parrots. 127 00:11:31,320 --> 00:11:32,639 This one isn't real. 128 00:11:32,840 --> 00:11:35,639 I'm beginning to wonder if anything is real. 129 00:11:38,560 --> 00:11:41,879 (Elizabeth's voice) I'm beginning to wonder if anything is real. 130 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:44,879 (man)Well you may, dear lady. Like the old faith healer of Deal 131 00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:46,999 who said, "Although pain isn't real, 132 00:11:47,120 --> 00:11:49,839 when I sit on a pin and it punctures my skin, 133 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:52,519 I dislike what I fancyI feel." 134 00:11:52,680 --> 00:11:57,199 I'm Cedric Page. How nice of you to come, Walter, and to bring Miss Lipp. 135 00:11:57,400 --> 00:12:00,079 I see you've met my recording Polly. Amusing, isn't she? 136 00:12:00,280 --> 00:12:03,319 Oh, very. I hope it won't record allour conversations. 137 00:12:03,520 --> 00:12:06,999 Polly is the soul of discretion. I never go anywhere without her. 138 00:12:07,120 --> 00:12:09,119 Well, shall we move into my den? 139 00:12:09,320 --> 00:12:11,519 We'll be more private in there. 140 00:12:13,120 --> 00:12:15,079 Come along, Miss Lipp. 141 00:12:17,680 --> 00:12:20,079 My newest toy. It doesn't work with a ray. 142 00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:22,199 Just the smallest change of temperature, 143 00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:25,959 the natural heat of the human body, close enough to it does the trick. 144 00:12:26,080 --> 00:12:28,199 If you had a refrigerated dress, it wouldn't work! 145 00:12:28,400 --> 00:12:34,559 Fortunately, I haven't. I very seldom wear one, especially not in England. 146 00:12:39,840 --> 00:12:42,399 Make yourselves comfortable. 147 00:12:51,440 --> 00:12:53,999 The entetrainment is charming. 148 00:12:54,960 --> 00:12:57,879 - Is it all for me? - I'm a terrible show-off. 149 00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:00,879 But do let me offer you a drink. 150 00:13:06,640 --> 00:13:09,199 - No, thank you. - How was your trip to Istanbul? 151 00:13:09,320 --> 00:13:11,759 Marvellous! Did you go on the underground railway? 152 00:13:11,880 --> 00:13:13,439 It's the oldest in Europe. 153 00:13:13,640 --> 00:13:16,439 Did you bother to go to the museum, Mr Page? 154 00:13:16,640 --> 00:13:19,759 Well, of course. That was the whole idea, wasn't it? The alarm. 155 00:13:19,960 --> 00:13:23,319 I take my responsibilities in this enterprise seriously, 156 00:13:23,520 --> 00:13:25,279 as I'm sure you do, Miss Lipp. 157 00:13:25,440 --> 00:13:29,759 Well, now, let's all go into the museum, shall we? 158 00:13:31,320 --> 00:13:33,879 Here is the door, shall we say? 159 00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:41,439 And Walter - Walter is the sultan... with the dagger. 160 00:13:41,560 --> 00:13:43,999 Miss Lipp? 161 00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:47,079 (parade music) 162 00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:53,079 It was you weight that did it, on the Treasury floor. 163 00:13:53,280 --> 00:13:55,639 Perhaps I should have said, "Even your weight". 164 00:13:55,760 --> 00:13:57,879 Try again, just one foot. 165 00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:00,759 (music) 166 00:14:00,880 --> 00:14:02,839 Well, just the toe. 167 00:14:04,120 --> 00:14:04,959 (music) 168 00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:09,279 It's all based on a little chap down here. 169 00:14:09,440 --> 00:14:11,279 (music) 170 00:14:11,440 --> 00:14:13,439 This is a delicate strain gauge. 171 00:14:13,640 --> 00:14:15,879 There are hundreds of them under the Treasury, 172 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:19,199 each one connected to the alarm system. 173 00:14:19,320 --> 00:14:21,999 They measure weight - the smallest weight. 174 00:14:22,120 --> 00:14:24,199 Even a ping pong ball. 175 00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:27,079 (scattered notes) 176 00:14:29,760 --> 00:14:31,639 That's our problem. 177 00:14:31,840 --> 00:14:35,199 Then all you have to do is to find the switch and turn it off. 178 00:14:35,320 --> 00:14:38,079 It could be anywhere, hidden in the walls or the ceiling, 179 00:14:38,200 --> 00:14:41,199 operated by remote control a mile away or more. 180 00:14:41,320 --> 00:14:46,639 And how do you propose to get into a museum without touching the floor? 181 00:14:46,840 --> 00:14:49,639 I wouldn't have to touch the floor if I were a fly. 182 00:14:49,840 --> 00:14:53,199 It isn't how I see you, Mr Page. 183 00:14:54,400 --> 00:14:56,439 We have our human fly. 184 00:14:56,560 --> 00:14:58,639 And our human fly holder. 185 00:15:00,520 --> 00:15:03,079 - That's Giulio, that's Hans. - And... 186 00:15:03,840 --> 00:15:05,759 (music starts) 187 00:15:08,680 --> 00:15:10,879 ... we have a sucker! 188 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:12,999 A sucker? 189 00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:15,839 Yes. You'll catch on. 190 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:21,199 And we need another kind of sucker, but him we'll find in the north of Greece. 191 00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:25,639 In Kavala, near the Turkish border. 192 00:15:39,320 --> 00:15:42,279 - Yianis, give me my money. - Tomorrow. 193 00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:51,959 - Young one. No money. Nothing. - And no groups aboard there? 194 00:15:52,080 --> 00:15:54,839 - Some English. - English? Open that bag. 195 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:57,519 Let's have the box. Come on. 196 00:15:57,640 --> 00:16:00,399 Where is it? Oh, ah, there we go. 197 00:16:00,520 --> 00:16:03,759 Yes, the English lay great store by things like this. 198 00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:08,439 I hate to do it myself but, c'est la vie! 199 00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:12,079 Well, wish me luck, Voula. 200 00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:15,399 Ah, Simpson! 201 00:16:18,640 --> 00:16:20,199 So that's Arthur Simpson. 202 00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:24,119 Arthur Simon Simpson - historian, guide, and schmo. 203 00:16:26,280 --> 00:16:28,199 Morning. First time in Kavala, no doubt. 204 00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:30,839 I'm Arthur Simpson, archaeologist and historian. 205 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:33,639 I dug this up many... Look, it's still wet. 206 00:16:33,840 --> 00:16:36,079 This harbour's full of historical connections. 207 00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:38,519 Brutus spent the night here before Philippi, 208 00:16:38,640 --> 00:16:42,839 atter that unpleasant business he had with Shakespeare... Julius Caesar. 209 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:45,319 Viens, cherie. 210 00:16:45,440 --> 00:16:47,879 Je parle Belgique... 211 00:16:49,680 --> 00:16:54,079 Ceramics, handmade by the descendants of ancient heroes here. 212 00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:56,199 Ah, Reverend! 213 00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:58,439 My name is Simpson, sir. Arthur Simpson. 214 00:16:58,640 --> 00:17:02,199 I'm Church of England myself. It's a very religious place. 215 00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:05,559 Do you know St Paul passed through here on his way to Samothrace? 216 00:17:05,760 --> 00:17:07,919 I do. 217 00:17:08,040 --> 00:17:13,559 You'd be surprised to know the amount of people that don't, Bishop. 218 00:17:14,680 --> 00:17:21,279 Mack, want to see the nightlife of Kavala? You want the belly dancers, stripteasers? 219 00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:24,999 You showed me Kavala nightlife. Remember? 220 00:17:29,440 --> 00:17:31,399 - I'm not expensive... - No. 221 00:17:42,280 --> 00:17:44,399 - (in Greek) Look work of art! - I don't want any. 222 00:17:44,560 --> 00:17:47,879 - (in Greek) Only 1 0 drachma. - Go to Hell! 223 00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:03,559 Nothing. 224 00:18:12,040 --> 00:18:14,439 - Do I look like a tourist? - A hustler's dream. 225 00:18:14,640 --> 00:18:16,559 I like the touch of the parasol. 226 00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:18,679 - Genius! - Come, sucker. 227 00:18:19,880 --> 00:18:22,639 - Genuine antique? - Oh, madam has a very keen eye. 228 00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:27,559 No, it's an imitation, but of a period about 1000 BC. But I've got other things. 229 00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:31,319 I'm Arthur Simpson, the uncrowned king of Kavala nightlife. 230 00:18:31,520 --> 00:18:34,279 - I've got some Minoan cuff links... - Thank you! 231 00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:38,639 I've got some Hellenistic ones of the ninth dynasty... 232 00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:40,999 - Hey! - What? You want me, sir? 233 00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:45,079 Come to the yacht club atter lunch. Might have a little job for you. 234 00:18:46,280 --> 00:18:48,639 Yes, sir. 235 00:18:52,680 --> 00:18:55,559 Hello, Voula. Voula mydoll. 236 00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:59,399 I smell hard currency. Take the plate. 237 00:18:59,560 --> 00:19:02,679 Off home now, girl, and iron the tie. 238 00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:04,799 - Ah, Simpson! - Oh, yes, yes. 239 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:07,799 I know, I know, I know. 240 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:10,319 You wicked thing, you. 241 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:32,919 Here comes the schmo. 242 00:19:37,040 --> 00:19:39,799 I'm sorry I'm late. I ran into an old friend - archaeologist. 243 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:42,799 - We used to run an art publication. - Simpson, 244 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,319 - how'd you like to earn a fast buck? - Sir? 245 00:19:45,520 --> 00:19:48,399 1 00 bucks, to be precise. But if you are not interested... 246 00:19:48,560 --> 00:19:50,799 - I am, sir. - You live here? 247 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:53,679 Yes, well, while my own place up there is being done up, 248 00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:57,039 I'm right down... right down there. 249 00:19:57,160 --> 00:19:59,079 You see that Lincoln? 250 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:02,919 Don't see many of them in Kavala, sir. 251 00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:06,199 It's been rented by a friend to take to Turkey. He's going by sea. 252 00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:09,159 - Do you know Istanbul? - Turkey, oh, yes. Istanbul, yes. 253 00:20:09,280 --> 00:20:14,199 Good. Here's what you will do. Take the car to the Hilton Hotel, Istanbul. 254 00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:19,159 - Your papers and licence in order? - Oh yes, Mr... Yes, sir. 255 00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:22,039 Here is the car key. Leave it with the hotel porter. 256 00:20:22,160 --> 00:20:26,919 Tell him the car is for Mr Plimpton. Got it? Plimp-ton. P-l-i-m-p... 257 00:20:27,040 --> 00:20:28,759 P-t-o-n. Yes. 258 00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:32,159 They'll want the papers at the border. They're in the glove department. 259 00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:34,199 Glove department. Yes, sir. 260 00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:36,519 Just one more little thing, Simpson. 261 00:20:36,680 --> 00:20:39,679 This car is worth over $ 1 3,000. 262 00:20:39,880 --> 00:20:42,639 If I don't hear from Mr Plimpton by 5 o'clock tomorrow, 263 00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:45,199 I'll report to the police here. Understood? 264 00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:47,919 That was uncalled for, sir. 265 00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:50,159 Mr Simpson can be relied on. 266 00:20:50,280 --> 00:20:52,559 He has a very reliable face. 267 00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:55,319 - Thank you, Mrs... - Miss. 268 00:20:56,280 --> 00:20:58,279 Oh! 269 00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:05,039 - Bon voyage, Mr Simpson. - Godspeed, Arthur Simpson. 270 00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:09,639 Walter, suppose they really search the car at the border. 271 00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:11,279 It could happen. 272 00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:13,559 - Suppose they find... - Finders keepers. 273 00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:17,159 - What about Simpson? - I'm afraid they will keep him, too. 274 00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:20,399 - They'll ask him about us. - So? Who is us? 275 00:21:20,560 --> 00:21:23,559 We didn't rent the car, Plimpton did, and he doesn't exist. 276 00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:26,559 (car starting) 277 00:21:34,520 --> 00:21:36,999 All our plans, all our hopes, 278 00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:41,079 riding in the car with that... what did you call him? 279 00:21:41,280 --> 00:21:47,399 Schmo. 280 00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:51,799 (singing) 281 00:21:58,560 --> 00:22:00,919 Istanbul, I love you. 282 00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:09,159 Uh-oh. 283 00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:34,919 - Morning. - Passport. 284 00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:54,159 Morning. Mind if I watch? 285 00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:16,559 - Mr Atrhur Simpson? - Mr Simpson, yes. 286 00:23:16,760 --> 00:23:19,039 (in Turkish) 287 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:23,039 There's nothing wrong there, I hope. 288 00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:25,319 - You are English? - Oh, yes. 289 00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:27,639 Then why you have Egyptian passport? 290 00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:30,799 That's a long story. My father was a British officer - a colonel. 291 00:23:30,920 --> 00:23:33,919 - Then why not a British passport? - I'm coming to that. 292 00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:36,199 Mummy - my mother - she was Egyptian. 293 00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:39,039 In fact, I was born over there, in Egypt. 294 00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:43,679 Cairo. Which is in... Egypt. 295 00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:45,079 Yes? 296 00:23:45,280 --> 00:23:48,279 Well, there was some trouble with the marriage documents. 297 00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:51,919 Troop movements. You gentlemen know what it's like in the army. 298 00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:55,159 - I know how it is in the army. - Yes. The army, yes. 299 00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:57,919 Mr Simpson, this passpotr is not good. 300 00:23:58,040 --> 00:24:00,919 It expired nearly three weeks ago. 301 00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:03,039 This? 302 00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:05,519 I'll tell you what, as soon as we get to Istanbul... 303 00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:08,439 I'm sorry, Mr Simpson. You must go back to Greece. 304 00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:12,799 Uh... 305 00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:16,319 (in Arabic) 306 00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:21,999 I do not speak Arabic. 307 00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:24,039 Uh, officer? Officer? 308 00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:26,559 May I have your ear for a moment, please? 309 00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:28,679 Now, you misunderstand entirely. 310 00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:32,159 I thought that the Turks were a hospitable people. 311 00:24:32,320 --> 00:24:35,679 I know somebody who is going to have something to say about this - me! 312 00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:37,919 And another thing. I... 313 00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:57,439 - Be careful! - Don't! 314 00:24:57,640 --> 00:24:58,999 (shouting in Turkish) 315 00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:03,159 (in Turkish) 316 00:25:05,560 --> 00:25:08,399 - Mefkufsunuz. - Mefkufsunuz? 317 00:25:08,560 --> 00:25:12,559 - What does that mean? - That means you're under arrest! 318 00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:16,399 Mefkufsunuz. 319 00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:30,919 - Uh... - You will speak when spoken to! 320 00:26:00,880 --> 00:26:03,799 - When did you join the Sigma group? - Me? 321 00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:06,159 - Who recruited you? - Nobody. 322 00:26:06,280 --> 00:26:08,559 - So you volunteered. - No, no, please. 323 00:26:08,680 --> 00:26:13,279 - I was hired to drive, to... - Who else did the man and woman see? 324 00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:14,679 I don't know. 325 00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:16,879 - Did they send other arms out of Greece? - No. 326 00:26:17,040 --> 00:26:18,159 - Did they tell you? - No. 327 00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:20,519 - Then how do you know? - I don't know... 328 00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:24,319 - Why did you lie? - I did not lie. I mean... 329 00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:27,999 Simpson, be careful. 330 00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:33,519 I am a victim of circumstances. 331 00:26:33,680 --> 00:26:35,639 Ci... 332 00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:37,759 I swear it. 333 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:42,799 Look here, I think it's time you took me to my embassy. 334 00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:47,039 - You can... you can call... - Call which embassy? 335 00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:53,679 I doubt the Egyptian authorities will issue a passport to Arthur Simpson. 336 00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:55,799 It seems there is a dossier. 337 00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:59,919 The Egyptians bear me a grudge, sir, because I claim to be British. 338 00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:04,759 In 1 958, he was deported from Britain for smuggling pornographic literature. 339 00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:07,159 An atr magazine, sir. 340 00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:09,399 Called... 341 00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:12,919 Stop Press Nudes. 342 00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:18,919 But may I remind you gentlemen that not so very long ago, 343 00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:23,799 James Joyce and even Lady Chatterley herself were considered obscene. 344 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,919 Simpson, the penalty for terrorism is death. 345 00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:36,879 (in Turkish) 346 00:27:38,160 --> 00:27:41,279 Were you going to use the roof of the Hilton? One of the balconies? 347 00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:42,919 Balconies? What for? 348 00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:44,999 Where would you use the smoke grenade? 349 00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:47,919 Are they for your accomplices, to create confusion? 350 00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:50,799 Accomplices? I don't know. 351 00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:54,279 Simpson, you're aware next Tuesday is our annual Army Day parade? 352 00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:58,639 I swear on the life of my fa... of my mother. 353 00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:01,999 You know our chiefs of staff and the foreign military missions 354 00:28:02,160 --> 00:28:04,399 will be together on the grandstand? 355 00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:06,679 Their safety is our responsibility. 356 00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:11,439 We shall be merciless with anyone who threatens it. Merciless. 357 00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:22,759 You frighten me, sir, but atter all, that's part of your job. 358 00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:28,679 But if my father could hear you now, he'd laugh himself sick. 359 00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:30,679 He wasn't no colonel, sir. 360 00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:35,199 I just said that in order to make myself seem important, you know. 361 00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:39,999 He was a sergeant. Acting sergeant. Acting, unpaid sergeant. 362 00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:43,759 Do you know what he used to say? He used to say, "Arthur, 363 00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:48,159 Atrhur, you're a carbuncle on the behind of humanity." 364 00:28:48,280 --> 00:28:51,279 Carbuncle. I'm a nothing! 365 00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:54,159 I'm a nobody! Me, with a gun? 366 00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:57,919 Me, up on the roof? I don't like heights, sir. 367 00:28:58,040 --> 00:29:00,399 I get very dizzy. Honestly. 368 00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:05,919 I don't know what you're up to, sir, but I can see it from your face. 369 00:29:06,040 --> 00:29:08,999 You don't think that I'm a terrorist? 370 00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:15,799 All right. 371 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:18,799 I will give you a chance to prove it. 372 00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:22,399 You will work for us. 373 00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:24,639 I can't do that, sir. 374 00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:29,399 - If they were to find out, they'd kill me. - You will not let them find out. 375 00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:36,039 Mefkufsunuz. 376 00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:46,039 The arms are back in the car, just as they were. 377 00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:50,399 The chances are they won't be touched until the evening before Army Day, 378 00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:52,559 but you will check them constantly. 379 00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:55,799 If they have been touched, you will report at once. 380 00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:58,039 - What's the matter? - I feel dizzy. Uh... 381 00:29:58,200 --> 00:30:00,159 This is for your messages. 382 00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:05,279 Cigarettes. 383 00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:08,279 Be always sure to have an empty pack. 384 00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:12,399 Put your messages there, and drop them from the car. 385 00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:15,919 That car will follow you everywhere. 386 00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:18,999 They will pick them up wherever you go. 387 00:30:19,160 --> 00:30:22,159 Most important, report everything you overhear. 388 00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:25,319 Everything, no matter how trivial it may seem to you. 389 00:30:25,520 --> 00:30:28,799 One word could tell us whom they work for. 390 00:30:28,920 --> 00:30:31,559 - Yes, sir. - Remember our briefing for the Hilton? 391 00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:33,279 Hilton? Oh, yes. 392 00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:36,159 If you betray us, we will know. Understand? 393 00:30:36,320 --> 00:30:38,919 - Yes. - OK. 394 00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:40,999 (engine starts) 395 00:30:42,560 --> 00:30:46,039 Courage, Simpson. You are now an agent of Turkish Security. 396 00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:49,879 - Off you go. - Oh, well, you can rely on me, sir. 397 00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:51,519 (tires screech) 398 00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:54,759 Stop! 399 00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:01,919 (Turkish music) 400 00:32:52,520 --> 00:32:54,559 (in Turkish) 401 00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:09,519 I've come. I've got the documents for Mr Plimpton's car here. 402 00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:11,439 - Any mail for Mr Barlow? - No. 403 00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:13,999 - Thank you. - Mr Plimpton? Is he staying here? 404 00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:17,039 I was supposed to deliver them here for Mr Barlow... Plimpton. 405 00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:19,679 - I will give it to him when he comes. - Thank you. 406 00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:22,159 I've been waiting for my telegram for three weeks. 407 00:33:22,320 --> 00:33:25,679 It must be here somewhere! 408 00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:30,039 It isn't possible. When my aunt says she sends a telegram, 409 00:33:30,160 --> 00:33:31,919 she sends a telegram. 410 00:33:32,040 --> 00:33:34,399 Was that the driver of Mr Plimpton's car? 411 00:33:34,560 --> 00:33:37,159 - Yes. Do you want me to stop him? - No, I'll catch him up. 412 00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:39,759 I have been coming for three weeks. 413 00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:42,799 Mr Plimpton, I'm the lad who drove your car from Kavala. 414 00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:45,639 She's a beautiful machine. She really will motor. 415 00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:47,559 - Thank you. - Uh, um... 416 00:33:47,680 --> 00:33:49,919 I suppose you want some remuneration. 417 00:33:50,080 --> 00:33:52,799 - Oh, the gasoline, sir. - You mean the petrol. 418 00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:54,999 Oh, I thought you might be an American. 419 00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:56,559 No. 420 00:33:56,680 --> 00:34:00,799 Well, that will be $46,, sir, calculating the drachma at 29.7 and... 421 00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:03,319 There. Have a pleasant journey back to Greece. 422 00:34:03,520 --> 00:34:07,319 Oh, Greece, yes. The home of Homer, of... 423 00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:11,839 - Oh, thank you very much, Mr... - Goodbye. 424 00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:21,599 (in Turkish) 425 00:34:21,800 --> 00:34:23,879 I'm sorry, I don't speak a word of Turkish. 426 00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:27,559 - You'll have to ask somebody else. - Please to show your car papers. 427 00:34:27,640 --> 00:34:30,919 My car papers? Why didn't you say so? 428 00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:34,879 - You are Mrs Plimpton? - Of course I'm not Mrs Plimpton. 429 00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:38,119 - Effendi. - That's all right. I'm not offended. 430 00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:42,599 - Is not you who bring car into country? - No. There's a driver. 431 00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:48,599 Oh. Turkish law says only gentleman who bring car or Mrs Plimpton may drive. 432 00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:53,919 - I didn't know that. Now the driver's gone. - You may not drive this car. 433 00:34:54,120 --> 00:34:55,839 What do you expect me to do? 434 00:34:56,000 --> 00:35:00,039 - You are not Mrs Plimpton. - I know that. There is the driver. Driver! 435 00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:03,319 - Driver! - Called me, sir? 436 00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:05,839 Come here a moment, will you? 437 00:35:25,800 --> 00:35:29,039 Why don't you get rid of that drunken cook? Makes me crazy. 438 00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:31,439 He goes with the villa. Learn to live with him. 439 00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:33,919 (muttering) 440 00:35:38,640 --> 00:35:41,879 What's the matter? What's the matter? 441 00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:46,759 In my country, cooks cook, no shervish table. 442 00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:50,039 Shervish people shervish table. Blurry foreigns. 443 00:35:50,120 --> 00:35:52,559 Put the tray down and get out. 444 00:35:52,640 --> 00:35:54,399 Get out or I'll break your neck! 445 00:35:54,600 --> 00:35:57,039 (mutters) 446 00:35:58,520 --> 00:36:00,799 OK. 447 00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:02,599 (spits) 448 00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:05,599 - Ah, pig. - (Turkish insult) 449 00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:08,079 Easy, Hans. 450 00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:13,599 I've told you, one servant is already one servant too many. 451 00:36:13,760 --> 00:36:16,839 (laughing) For poor Hans, too. 452 00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:19,119 Come on, maybe you'll beat me. 453 00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:21,679 - There's always a first time. - I played backgammon... 454 00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:25,519 - Not backgammon, tavli. - What's the difference? 455 00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:27,839 The difference between you and the Turks. 456 00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:30,679 It's their game. Backgammon. 457 00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:42,399 (Elizabeth) He doesn't need speech. He talks with his whole body. 458 00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:45,559 - (Walter) His body talks too much. - (Elizabeth)Play. 459 00:36:56,320 --> 00:36:58,359 Cedric is here with the car. 460 00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:08,199 Somebody's with him. 461 00:37:09,520 --> 00:37:11,599 Who is it, Giulio? 462 00:37:11,760 --> 00:37:15,079 - He's brought Simpson. Why? - Damn! What can we do with him here? 463 00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:18,079 You wouldn't take the car in, would you? Sit down. 464 00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:22,799 Ah, Cedric, you have picked up Plimpton's car, good man. 465 00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:26,599 Forgive us, we began tea without you. You've brought Simpson with you. 466 00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:30,199 How nice to see you, Mr Simpson. An unexpected pleasure. 467 00:37:30,360 --> 00:37:32,919 - Nothing wrong, I hope? - No, no, but... 468 00:37:33,080 --> 00:37:36,439 I say, I'm afraid we've run foul of the Turkish law. 469 00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:38,519 They threatened to take the car away. 470 00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:43,279 Only Plimpton or Simpson's allowed to drive it, or take it out of the country. 471 00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:46,359 How silly of Plimpton not to have known. 472 00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:50,599 - No other misadventures, Simpson? - Apatr from the customs. 473 00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:56,319 Poor Mr Simpson. Did they search the car? 474 00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:58,559 Took the seats out, underneath... 475 00:37:59,600 --> 00:38:02,119 Did they find my heroin and marijuana? 476 00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:04,399 No. You hid those too well. 477 00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:06,119 (all laugh) 478 00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:08,359 We'll take advantage of your being here. 479 00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:11,119 Take us sightseeing until Mr Plimpton arrives. 480 00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:16,839 Hans, take Simpson to the kitchen and see that he gets fed and has a room. 481 00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:18,879 Come on. 482 00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:24,759 - Bon app?tit, Mr Simpson. - Don't overdo it. 483 00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:27,599 He scared me to death. 484 00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:32,679 (mutters) 485 00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:38,079 - You are foreign not? - Oh, no. I'm English. 486 00:38:38,160 --> 00:38:40,799 Oh, you OK. 487 00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:45,599 Yeah, you good man, like the King Victoria. 488 00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:50,799 I say, those people out there, they're tourists? 489 00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:52,599 Huh? Ha! 490 00:38:53,560 --> 00:38:56,279 - Aren't they? - Take. 491 00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:06,839 Everybody, all misters... Russische spies. 492 00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:11,599 Russians? No. They're a different class of people. That lady's very... 493 00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:14,879 Everybody Russische spies. Fischer... 494 00:39:15,080 --> 00:39:19,679 Fischer is Germanische spy for Russische. I kill him. 495 00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:23,999 Yes, I kill him. I'll get a medal, big like this. 496 00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:28,159 Music, boom-broom. General... 497 00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:30,519 I kill him, my friend. Hmm? 498 00:39:30,600 --> 00:39:33,919 - Are you here officially? - Huh? 499 00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:37,079 Are you here officially? 500 00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:39,879 You mean... Oh, I understood. 501 00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:42,879 Fishely? No. No fishely. 502 00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:47,519 Give you good meat. I give Russische spies fishely. 503 00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:49,599 Fresh fishely... 504 00:39:49,760 --> 00:39:51,799 English friend, no fishely. 505 00:39:51,920 --> 00:39:55,359 Good meat, shish kebab. Understood? 506 00:39:55,520 --> 00:39:57,759 Good meat, shish kebab. Understood. 507 00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:03,599 Well, I thought I understood. 508 00:40:20,160 --> 00:40:22,439 (dog barking) 509 00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:49,519 (man snoring) 510 00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:09,199 Stop pacing. 511 00:41:09,360 --> 00:41:12,599 This is not a cage, and you are not a lion. 512 00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:15,399 OK, I am wrong. You are a lion - 513 00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:19,119 the king of the jungle. My king. 514 00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:22,759 Well, don't just stand there. Roar. 515 00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:25,359 - Or give me a kiss. - Later. 516 00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:29,639 That's what I like about you Swiss. You're so sexy. 517 00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:36,639 I don't like Simpson being here. 518 00:41:36,840 --> 00:41:40,119 Atrhur Simpson is keeping you away from my side? 519 00:41:40,320 --> 00:41:43,399 - He's harmless. He's a schmo. - No, no, no, no. 520 00:41:43,600 --> 00:41:47,639 It's not that. It's a depatrure from the plan. This I hate. 521 00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:52,359 Not true. You do everything with style. 522 00:41:52,520 --> 00:41:57,039 It's a depatrure from your style, this you hate. For this I love you. 523 00:41:57,120 --> 00:41:59,399 Mm. Style, my eye. 524 00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:02,879 As long as I get the emerald for you, you don't care how I get it. 525 00:42:04,120 --> 00:42:05,279 (Elizabeth giggles) 526 00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:08,839 Walter, I don't hide the way I feel about the emerald. 527 00:42:09,040 --> 00:42:11,759 I don't hide the way I feel about you. 528 00:42:11,880 --> 00:42:15,999 The emerald excites me physically, like a man. 529 00:42:16,120 --> 00:42:19,119 Like you. You excite me. 530 00:42:19,280 --> 00:42:22,599 The emerald and you are fused in my mind. 531 00:42:22,760 --> 00:42:26,799 Each of you excites me more because of the other. 532 00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:30,639 Mm. 533 00:42:30,840 --> 00:42:34,359 I thought the evening was lost. 534 00:42:34,520 --> 00:42:38,519 I was beginning to wonder whom I could turn to next. 535 00:42:38,600 --> 00:42:43,199 How about Giulio? Isn't he fused in your mind with your emerald, too? 536 00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:45,639 Mm. 537 00:42:45,840 --> 00:42:50,359 But there is a dilemma - so is Hans, so is Cedric Page. 538 00:42:50,560 --> 00:42:52,639 There's a fine figure of a man. 539 00:42:52,840 --> 00:42:56,039 But watch out, the English are not what they seem. 540 00:42:56,120 --> 00:42:58,999 - Read the papers. - I know. 541 00:42:59,120 --> 00:43:01,999 There's Atrhur Simpson, too. 542 00:43:02,120 --> 00:43:04,399 I feel a strange attraction. 543 00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:07,159 - What's so strange? - You're so understanding. 544 00:43:07,920 --> 00:43:11,439 He has beautiful eyelashes. Have you noticed? 545 00:43:11,600 --> 00:43:13,759 First thing I noticed. 546 00:43:14,600 --> 00:43:17,559 Do you mind that I am a nymphomaniac? 547 00:43:17,640 --> 00:43:20,599 No. It's your most endearing quality. 548 00:43:20,760 --> 00:43:23,439 Don't waste it, use it. 549 00:43:24,520 --> 00:43:26,399 The door is open, darling. 550 00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:05,839 Now, Mr Simpson, you can show us how well you know Istanbul. 551 00:44:06,040 --> 00:44:08,119 We want to see Saint Sophia... 552 00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:10,919 - And the Grand Bazaar. - Everything. 553 00:44:11,120 --> 00:44:13,919 - Do you mind if I smoke? - Go ahead. 554 00:44:14,120 --> 00:44:16,279 No, no. I prefer my own brand. I've got a... 555 00:44:16,400 --> 00:44:19,079 Huh? Uh-oh. How stupid of me. 556 00:44:46,840 --> 00:44:48,879 Whoop! 557 00:44:49,080 --> 00:44:53,199 - Papa, there's your pretty searchlight. - Shut up! 558 00:44:53,360 --> 00:44:55,799 Ooh! Candyfloss! 559 00:45:04,920 --> 00:45:08,279 Couldn't be better. Just a few hundred yards from the museum. 560 00:45:10,840 --> 00:45:12,399 (cheering) 561 00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:19,799 There's your enemy, the searchlight. 562 00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:21,839 But Walter will take care of it, eh? 563 00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:24,439 (ringing) 564 00:45:35,120 --> 00:45:36,839 Follow me. 565 00:45:54,320 --> 00:45:56,039 (in Turkish) 566 00:46:08,080 --> 00:46:10,559 - Are the arms in the car? - They haven't been touched. 567 00:46:10,680 --> 00:46:14,599 I don't think you're an idiot. What made you suspect they're Russian spies? 568 00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:16,359 - I deduced it. - From what? 569 00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:18,319 - The cook. - What did he say? 570 00:46:18,440 --> 00:46:20,919 - They're Russian spies. - A clever deduction. 571 00:46:21,120 --> 00:46:24,279 - Are they expecting Mr Plimpton? - I believe they are. 572 00:46:24,400 --> 00:46:26,679 - Is he their leader? - I think it's Mr Harper. 573 00:46:26,840 --> 00:46:30,279 - And Miss Lipp has her say. - What has Miss Lipp to say? 574 00:46:30,400 --> 00:46:34,359 - Did you hear her talk to anyone? - Yes, I heard her speak to Mr Harper. 575 00:46:34,560 --> 00:46:38,199 - What did she say? - Personal things. 576 00:46:38,360 --> 00:46:42,319 - I don't think they'd be of any interest. - Everything she says is of interest. 577 00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:46,159 - Well, she said I was attractive. - Fool! She knew you were listening! 578 00:46:46,360 --> 00:46:48,879 - That's impossible. - Why'd she say anything so stupid? 579 00:46:49,080 --> 00:46:52,839 Well, she did. She went further. She said I had beautiful eyelashes. 580 00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:56,159 Did Miss Lipp confide any more tender secrets to Mr Harper? 581 00:46:56,360 --> 00:46:59,039 Yes, she did. She said she was a nymphomaniac! 582 00:46:59,160 --> 00:47:01,159 There! 583 00:47:02,120 --> 00:47:04,439 - I just came from the villa. - What did you find? 584 00:47:04,600 --> 00:47:07,159 Nothing. Absolutely nothing. 585 00:47:13,600 --> 00:47:15,599 This is your last chance, Simpson. 586 00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:19,639 Today is Thursday. On Saturday, three days before the army parade, 587 00:47:19,840 --> 00:47:22,799 your friends will be arrested and locked safely away. 588 00:47:22,920 --> 00:47:25,519 If, before that, you don't learn who they work for, 589 00:47:25,640 --> 00:47:31,119 you'll be charged with smuggling arms into Turkey for terrorist purposes. 590 00:47:31,320 --> 00:47:33,799 (in Turkish) 591 00:47:49,920 --> 00:47:51,839 That's what I call a handsome man. 592 00:47:52,040 --> 00:47:53,999 Him I would like to take home. 593 00:47:54,120 --> 00:47:56,999 Ah, madam, the sultan lives here with me. 594 00:47:57,120 --> 00:47:59,599 But please, you come and visit him again. 595 00:47:59,800 --> 00:48:02,839 We can't. We leave on Monday. 596 00:48:04,120 --> 00:48:06,279 - Monday. - Monday. 597 00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:12,679 Well, now that the sultan has seen you, maybe the sultan will leave with you. 598 00:48:25,400 --> 00:48:27,799 (guide)Whereas the famous Istanbul dagger 599 00:48:27,920 --> 00:48:30,879 contains the four world's most priceless emeralds. 600 00:48:31,080 --> 00:48:34,039 The Topkapi treasury is also famous for... 601 00:48:34,160 --> 00:48:37,119 (Italian guide) 602 00:48:38,360 --> 00:48:41,119 (guides' voices overlap) 603 00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:53,119 - Ah! - Oh, I'm sorry, ma'am. 604 00:48:53,320 --> 00:48:55,519 Excuse me. Hope I didn't hutr you. 605 00:48:55,640 --> 00:48:58,359 - Any time. - It's a date. 606 00:49:28,200 --> 00:49:30,359 Did you get the impression of the key? 607 00:49:30,560 --> 00:49:33,159 - Naturally. Did Cedric get his? - Yes. 608 00:49:33,360 --> 00:49:37,079 Look behind me. That's the longest stretch of roof we have to cross. 609 00:49:37,200 --> 00:49:39,519 Look for the places where we can lie low. 610 00:49:39,640 --> 00:49:43,039 The searchlight sweeps that roof every 2 1 seconds. 611 00:49:43,160 --> 00:49:45,559 I can't shoot that light until we get to this roof. 612 00:49:45,680 --> 00:49:48,639 It's only from there that I can get a clear shot at it. 613 00:49:48,840 --> 00:49:53,039 Well, we paid our respects to culture. Tomorrow we'll see the wrestling. 614 00:49:53,160 --> 00:49:55,199 That I like more. 615 00:50:20,920 --> 00:50:22,839 Hey! 616 00:50:37,360 --> 00:50:39,279 (rattling) 617 00:50:44,280 --> 00:50:46,519 (rattling continues) 618 00:50:55,640 --> 00:50:59,119 (inaudible) 619 00:51:01,640 --> 00:51:03,919 (wheezy laugh) 620 00:51:12,760 --> 00:51:18,159 While the guards are busy coughing, this will assure our means of transpotr. 621 00:51:18,360 --> 00:51:19,799 Pull. 622 00:51:22,680 --> 00:51:25,159 - There is no stronger knot. - Too strong. 623 00:51:25,360 --> 00:51:27,439 I don't want to leave it up there. 624 00:51:27,600 --> 00:51:30,359 You agreed, "not a trace". 625 00:51:30,880 --> 00:51:33,159 Momento Giulio... 626 00:51:37,200 --> 00:51:39,119 Pull. 627 00:51:42,840 --> 00:51:46,039 - Genius! - Boy scout. 628 00:52:07,280 --> 00:52:08,639 - Walter! - Giulio. 629 00:52:08,840 --> 00:52:12,279 You fool! Sports cars? 630 00:52:12,400 --> 00:52:15,359 Understand this well: For a year, you'll buy nothing. 631 00:52:15,520 --> 00:52:17,839 For a year, you will rot in your garret. 632 00:52:18,040 --> 00:52:20,439 There will be an army organised to find us - 633 00:52:20,600 --> 00:52:24,119 investigators, detectives, and informers. 634 00:52:25,800 --> 00:52:31,599 The overnight millionaire will be caught in a spotlight from Istanbul to Peru. 635 00:52:31,760 --> 00:52:34,799 This project's been planned to the last detail and will work. 636 00:52:34,920 --> 00:52:38,839 If our timing is right, the whole Turkish Army can't stop us. 637 00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:41,559 We've made contact with Josef at the fair. 638 00:52:41,680 --> 00:52:43,919 Josef is waiting for our signal to move. 639 00:52:44,120 --> 00:52:46,399 You were chosen because you're unknown to the police, 640 00:52:46,600 --> 00:52:48,199 and it'll stay that way. 641 00:52:48,360 --> 00:52:52,679 (Elizabeth) Everything's ready. Everything has been timed... 642 00:52:52,840 --> 00:52:57,599 All of the time I knew that you spy on the spies. 643 00:53:00,520 --> 00:53:02,399 OK, Giulio? 644 00:53:13,760 --> 00:53:16,319 If there's to be a killing, there can only be one leader. 645 00:53:16,440 --> 00:53:19,439 And that doesn't go for Turkey alone. 646 00:53:26,600 --> 00:53:28,599 Good evening. It's a bit warmer... 647 00:53:28,760 --> 00:53:30,279 - Yeah! ...tonight. 648 00:53:30,400 --> 00:53:33,079 - Who's there? - What are you doing here? 649 00:53:33,200 --> 00:53:35,519 - I'm afraid it's cook, sir. - Put him to bed. 650 00:53:35,640 --> 00:53:39,359 - Get to bed, you drunken pig! - Fischer, you Scheibkopf! I kill you! 651 00:53:39,560 --> 00:53:43,519 - Scheibkopf? - I make you chop-chop! 652 00:53:44,640 --> 00:53:48,359 Big bakaklish. I make pipilish on you! 653 00:53:48,560 --> 00:53:50,599 Don't be such an idiot! 654 00:53:50,800 --> 00:53:54,079 I give you chotchka! 655 00:53:55,520 --> 00:53:57,119 Hans! 656 00:53:58,760 --> 00:54:01,799 (yelling) 657 00:54:05,440 --> 00:54:07,319 Bakaklish! 658 00:54:07,440 --> 00:54:10,279 My hands! 659 00:54:11,120 --> 00:54:13,799 My hand! My hand! 660 00:54:15,120 --> 00:54:17,639 (muttering) 661 00:54:21,640 --> 00:54:24,439 My hand! He's ruined my hand! 662 00:54:25,920 --> 00:54:27,039 Ah! 663 00:54:45,520 --> 00:54:50,079 So close, so close, and then this idiot... 664 00:54:52,320 --> 00:54:54,759 I'm sorry, darling. I know how you feel. 665 00:55:03,320 --> 00:55:06,999 Ah-ah! No good looking at me, dear. I couldn't possibly hold Giulio. 666 00:55:07,120 --> 00:55:10,359 Why, I used to get blisters just holding my cricket bat. 667 00:55:16,400 --> 00:55:18,359 Walter. 668 00:55:23,600 --> 00:55:26,079 Cedric, call Simpson. 669 00:55:26,200 --> 00:55:28,119 - Simpson? - Simpson. 670 00:55:30,680 --> 00:55:32,119 Simpson. 671 00:55:32,280 --> 00:55:36,039 Giulio, bring the nylon cord from the fishing basket. 672 00:55:50,760 --> 00:55:54,039 - Simpson. - Yes, yes, sir. 673 00:55:54,160 --> 00:55:56,119 Simpson, 674 00:55:56,840 --> 00:55:58,799 you are wanted. 675 00:56:23,160 --> 00:56:25,119 Give it to him, Giulio. 676 00:56:29,520 --> 00:56:34,679 Simpson, I've just bet $1 00 you can pull this sofa six feet 677 00:56:34,840 --> 00:56:38,079 with just the strength of your arms. 678 00:56:38,200 --> 00:56:40,279 If you win, you get half. 679 00:56:40,400 --> 00:56:43,119 - I'm not very good at this, sir. - Try. 680 00:56:43,320 --> 00:56:47,159 As you wish, but you are not asking me to do this just to settle some bet. 681 00:56:47,360 --> 00:56:49,359 Bravo, Mr Simpson, 682 00:56:49,560 --> 00:56:52,399 but you would still get your $50. 683 00:56:52,600 --> 00:56:54,759 Do it, Mr Simpson. 684 00:56:55,280 --> 00:56:58,199 Do it! Prove that you are a man, not a jelly. 685 00:56:59,280 --> 00:57:02,359 Feet together. Just the strength of your arms. 686 00:57:09,440 --> 00:57:10,639 (exhales) 687 00:57:14,120 --> 00:57:16,039 You can do it, Arthur. 688 00:57:16,160 --> 00:57:18,599 I didn't mean to talk to you like that. 689 00:57:18,800 --> 00:57:21,599 I'm very fond of you. 690 00:57:21,760 --> 00:57:23,999 Try it again, please. 691 00:57:27,680 --> 00:57:32,119 Don't yank the cord. Just pull steadily, hand over hand. 692 00:57:33,200 --> 00:57:35,119 You can do it. 693 00:57:35,320 --> 00:57:37,759 Quiet! Feet together. 694 00:57:47,800 --> 00:57:49,359 Good, Arthur. 695 00:57:51,760 --> 00:57:52,639 Good. 696 00:57:56,520 --> 00:57:59,079 Steady, steady! 697 00:58:00,560 --> 00:58:03,439 Hand over hand. 698 00:58:24,840 --> 00:58:26,399 Bravo! 699 00:58:29,880 --> 00:58:33,159 Oh! Oh... Oh, well. 700 00:58:33,360 --> 00:58:35,639 - Dare we? - Yes. 701 00:58:37,040 --> 00:58:38,919 We can't postpone. 702 00:58:39,120 --> 00:58:41,119 - Arthur. - Yes. 703 00:58:41,320 --> 00:58:43,199 Come sit down. 704 00:58:46,880 --> 00:58:48,839 Get it, Giulio. 705 00:58:50,360 --> 00:58:52,439 Simpson, 706 00:58:52,600 --> 00:58:54,919 how would you like to make $ 1 0,000? 707 00:59:00,920 --> 00:59:03,359 Ten? 708 00:59:03,520 --> 00:59:05,799 Hoo! Whoo. 709 00:59:17,520 --> 00:59:19,799 Paris, Roma, Washington. 710 00:59:19,920 --> 00:59:22,199 (in Turkish) 711 00:59:24,760 --> 00:59:26,999 Not a dossier on any single one of them. 712 00:59:27,120 --> 00:59:29,199 No dossier, no dossier, no dossier. 713 00:59:29,360 --> 00:59:33,359 But Simpson, "I heard Walter say, 714 00:59:33,560 --> 00:59:38,199 if we are to make a killing, there can be only one leader." 715 00:59:38,360 --> 00:59:45,279 "And if our timing is right, the whole Turkish Army can't stop us." 716 00:59:50,840 --> 00:59:52,799 Do you know what this is? 717 00:59:53,920 --> 00:59:58,599 It's the... sultan's dagger from the museum. 718 00:59:58,760 --> 01:00:03,199 Not yet. We are going to put it in the museum. 719 01:00:03,360 --> 01:00:05,839 Close you mouth, my dear fellow. 720 01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:07,599 Thank you. 721 01:00:07,800 --> 01:00:10,159 Miss Lipp made the copy. Isn't she clever? 722 01:00:12,120 --> 01:00:15,439 We are going to exchange it for the original. 723 01:00:15,600 --> 01:00:20,119 And we are confident it will be a long time before anyone is the wiser. 724 01:00:20,320 --> 01:00:22,359 That's how you will earn $1 0,000. 725 01:00:22,560 --> 01:00:28,599 You will be on the museum roof and lower Giulio over the side by rope. 726 01:00:29,600 --> 01:00:31,519 Museum roof? 727 01:00:33,040 --> 01:00:35,039 That's impossible. 728 01:00:35,160 --> 01:00:37,359 It has to be possible. 729 01:00:37,560 --> 01:00:39,879 Now that you know about it, you have no choice. 730 01:00:40,080 --> 01:00:43,599 You don't understand. I don't like heights. I get dizzy. 731 01:00:43,800 --> 01:00:45,839 Give me your hand. 732 01:00:49,400 --> 01:00:52,839 Arthur, you are a clever man. You could have gone far. 733 01:00:53,040 --> 01:00:56,319 But you always played for small stakes. 734 01:00:56,440 --> 01:00:58,519 This is your chance. 735 01:00:58,640 --> 01:01:01,039 You can do it. 736 01:01:01,160 --> 01:01:04,559 It won't be so difficult. You won't be on the edge of the roof. 737 01:01:06,880 --> 01:01:10,679 - Yes, but can I do it? - You can. 738 01:01:15,320 --> 01:01:18,599 All right. I'll do it. 739 01:01:28,760 --> 01:01:33,119 - But what about Turkish Security? - What about Turkish Security? 740 01:01:33,320 --> 01:01:36,639 They don't know about the museum. They think you're terrorists. 741 01:01:45,880 --> 01:01:47,839 Who thinks so? 742 01:01:50,600 --> 01:01:53,599 Who? Who? 743 01:01:53,760 --> 01:01:56,839 It's your own fault. Why'd you get me to do your dirty work? 744 01:01:57,000 --> 01:01:59,839 Why'd you get me to bring the arms into the country? 745 01:02:05,840 --> 01:02:10,079 They found the arms at the border, and they let you in the country? 746 01:02:15,760 --> 01:02:18,439 Then you must be working for them. 747 01:02:21,600 --> 01:02:24,759 The time has come for us to leave this beautiful country. 748 01:02:24,880 --> 01:02:28,119 Cedric, who is going to let you out? 749 01:02:28,280 --> 01:02:30,359 Who, indeed? 750 01:02:52,320 --> 01:02:55,839 They lett the arms in the car, didn't they? 751 01:02:56,040 --> 01:02:57,919 Yes. 752 01:02:59,640 --> 01:03:02,119 And when do they think we'll move? 753 01:03:03,160 --> 01:03:05,279 Not till Tuesday. 754 01:03:05,400 --> 01:03:07,759 But they're gonna pick you up on Saturday. 755 01:03:08,400 --> 01:03:10,359 Saturday. 756 01:03:11,520 --> 01:03:13,799 That gives us a little time, doesn't it? 757 01:03:13,920 --> 01:03:17,599 Time for what? We can't go forwards, we can't go back. We're trapped. 758 01:03:17,800 --> 01:03:20,599 - We're finished. - Who says we are finished? 759 01:03:21,600 --> 01:03:24,039 - Just a minute. - Quiet, Hans. 760 01:03:24,160 --> 01:03:28,279 When Walter fights in a corner, that's when he fights at his best. 761 01:03:31,920 --> 01:03:34,039 One thing is sure - 762 01:03:35,200 --> 01:03:38,999 the gun, the grenades - they stay in the car. 763 01:03:39,120 --> 01:03:41,039 We cannot touch them, ever. 764 01:03:41,160 --> 01:03:43,999 How can you shoot at the searchlight without a rifle? 765 01:03:44,120 --> 01:03:47,599 How can you get away from the guards without the grenades? 766 01:03:47,760 --> 01:03:58,839 The searchlight and the guards. 767 01:04:04,280 --> 01:04:06,879 There must be a solution. 768 01:04:09,360 --> 01:04:11,839 (in German) 769 01:04:14,680 --> 01:04:16,799 Searchlight. 770 01:04:18,160 --> 01:04:20,279 I wonder. 771 01:04:21,600 --> 01:04:25,879 Cedric. 772 01:04:33,360 --> 01:04:35,319 The guards. 773 01:04:36,520 --> 01:04:38,399 Elizabeth. 774 01:04:44,520 --> 01:04:46,439 (chuckles) 775 01:04:51,600 --> 01:04:53,839 Elizabeth, laugh. 776 01:04:54,000 --> 01:04:55,879 - What's so funny? - Laugh! 777 01:04:57,560 --> 01:04:59,439 (laughs) 778 01:05:04,200 --> 01:05:06,119 I have news for you. 779 01:05:07,840 --> 01:05:12,079 Maybe it's even better. God bless the Turkish Security. Cedric. 780 01:05:12,200 --> 01:05:15,559 - You want to see me laugh? - No. 781 01:05:15,680 --> 01:05:19,999 I want you to take Elizabeth fishing. 782 01:05:34,120 --> 01:05:36,039 (thud and whistling) 783 01:05:47,000 --> 01:05:50,839 - What are you doing? - I'm being a lighthouse. 784 01:05:51,560 --> 01:05:53,319 - Did you get in? - We did. 785 01:05:53,440 --> 01:05:56,039 Good. Tell me. 786 01:05:56,160 --> 01:05:59,559 It was too easy. The poor man was so lonely. 787 01:05:59,680 --> 01:06:02,359 And we did get that invitation to go back tonight. 788 01:06:02,520 --> 01:06:06,279 - Good! - To do what? Hmm? Guess. 789 01:06:06,400 --> 01:06:08,999 Something no Turk can resist. 790 01:06:09,120 --> 01:06:12,599 - Must I guess? - Wrong. Tavli. 791 01:06:14,640 --> 01:06:18,359 I have been invited to play tavli! 792 01:06:18,520 --> 01:06:20,439 (Cedric) Giulio, come here. 793 01:06:21,400 --> 01:06:23,999 Put your hand on the table. 794 01:06:24,120 --> 01:06:26,519 Now, spread your fingers. 795 01:06:26,640 --> 01:06:29,599 Turn my hand. This is the way the beam revolves. 796 01:06:29,760 --> 01:06:33,159 Two great wheels, their cogs interlocked, turning each other so. 797 01:06:33,360 --> 01:06:35,079 Now, try again. 798 01:06:35,200 --> 01:06:38,879 You see, when I do this, it's slower. 799 01:06:39,080 --> 01:06:42,399 - How much can you reduce the speed? - Almost by half. 800 01:06:43,040 --> 01:06:46,199 The beam comes around every 21 seconds. You can slow it down to 40. 801 01:06:46,360 --> 01:06:50,879 You gain about 1 8 or 1 9 seconds, Giulio. Is that enough? 802 01:06:53,120 --> 01:06:55,119 Good work, Cedric. 803 01:06:55,320 --> 01:06:57,879 I never liked that gun. It upset the artist in me. 804 01:06:58,360 --> 01:06:59,599 Picasso! 805 01:06:59,800 --> 01:07:03,319 - Did you talk to Josef? - He's ready, willing, and very amused. 806 01:07:04,200 --> 01:07:07,839 Now, there is just one more little change. 807 01:07:12,320 --> 01:07:14,679 We go tonight. 808 01:07:54,520 --> 01:07:56,679 I'm getting dizzy. 809 01:08:32,720 --> 01:08:34,759 Now, lift it up. 810 01:08:40,680 --> 01:08:42,599 - What is it? - Don't worry. 811 01:08:42,720 --> 01:08:46,719 Not even Hans could do it. It's like lifting 200 pounds with one hand. 812 01:08:48,040 --> 01:08:50,319 (laughing) 813 01:08:59,520 --> 01:09:00,759 Oh. 814 01:09:03,720 --> 01:09:06,239 (continues laughing) 815 01:09:11,000 --> 01:09:12,879 (laughing stops) 816 01:09:14,800 --> 01:09:16,399 (laughing resumes) 817 01:09:16,600 --> 01:09:18,519 (seductive laugh) 818 01:09:29,680 --> 01:09:31,799 Oh! 819 01:09:37,880 --> 01:09:41,239 That dropped on the museum floor and we are cooked. 820 01:09:41,360 --> 01:09:42,919 - Cooked? - Nothing to worry about. 821 01:09:43,120 --> 01:09:45,159 You just concentrate on the $ 1 0,000. 822 01:10:00,400 --> 01:10:03,839 - Again? - I'm nervous. 823 01:10:07,080 --> 01:10:10,159 To the attention of Major Ali Tufan. 824 01:10:10,280 --> 01:10:13,239 I, Atrhur Simpson, herewith regretfully resign 825 01:10:13,320 --> 01:10:16,199 from the Turkish Security services. 826 01:10:31,720 --> 01:10:33,799 Now, be sure not to lose them. 827 01:10:34,000 --> 01:10:36,719 Do you want them to follow us to the museum? 828 01:10:36,840 --> 01:10:39,999 Are they coming up on the roof with us? 829 01:10:40,160 --> 01:10:44,319 We are not going to the museum yet. First we're going to the wrestling stadium. 830 01:10:44,520 --> 01:10:47,839 - Wrestling, at this time of day? - It's a big annual event. 831 01:10:48,040 --> 01:10:51,239 There's a carnival, too. It goes on all day until 8.30pm. 832 01:10:51,360 --> 01:10:55,439 By which time, Arthur, you'll be tired, happy, and rich! 833 01:10:55,640 --> 01:10:57,239 Rich! 834 01:12:10,280 --> 01:12:13,599 (rhythmic drumming) 835 01:12:18,520 --> 01:12:20,719 (marching band) 836 01:12:46,240 --> 01:12:49,239 (rhythmic drumming) 837 01:13:09,880 --> 01:13:13,239 (man shouting in Turkish) 838 01:13:14,560 --> 01:16:25,359 (in Turkish) 839 01:16:25,560 --> 01:16:27,879 (laughing) 840 01:16:31,320 --> 01:16:33,359 Psst! 841 01:16:50,400 --> 01:16:53,039 (cheering) 842 01:17:30,120 --> 01:17:32,719 (Turkish music) 843 01:19:07,560 --> 01:19:09,759 (in Turkish) 844 01:19:51,720 --> 01:19:54,119 It will all be this easy, Atrhur. 845 01:19:54,240 --> 01:19:56,599 Psst. 846 01:20:20,240 --> 01:20:22,599 Search every corner of the villa. 847 01:20:23,320 --> 01:20:25,599 Look everywhere for a cigarette package. 848 01:20:31,280 --> 01:20:34,239 How much longer are we staying here? 849 01:20:35,320 --> 01:20:37,279 Until... 850 01:20:38,560 --> 01:20:40,839 now. 851 01:21:37,800 --> 01:21:39,999 Ah! Aaah! 852 01:21:42,280 --> 01:21:45,239 You are all right, Atrhur. You are doing fine. 853 01:21:45,320 --> 01:21:50,639 57, 58, 59, 6,0. 854 01:21:50,760 --> 01:21:53,319 Now the alarm system is set in every room of the museum. 855 01:21:53,520 --> 01:21:55,279 There isn't a floor that can be touched. 856 01:21:55,400 --> 01:21:57,719 - What do we do next? - Nothing. Sit. 857 01:21:57,880 --> 01:22:00,039 - Sit? - Sit. Until dark. 858 01:22:00,200 --> 01:22:01,719 Sit. What then? 859 01:22:01,880 --> 01:22:03,799 Then we'll make our way to the Treasury. 860 01:22:04,000 --> 01:22:05,879 - Where's that? - Over there. 861 01:22:06,080 --> 01:22:07,919 Huh? 862 01:22:08,120 --> 01:22:10,439 In... in the dark? 863 01:22:10,640 --> 01:22:13,039 It's impossible. 864 01:22:13,200 --> 01:22:15,719 We have to make it in the dark. There are guards. 865 01:22:15,880 --> 01:22:18,639 Not with me. I'll fall, you see. I get too dizzy. 866 01:22:18,760 --> 01:22:20,599 Fool, it's easier in the dark. 867 01:22:20,720 --> 01:22:24,159 I don't think you understand. You won't get me across there in the dark. 868 01:22:24,280 --> 01:22:26,519 - You will! - (loudly)You can kill me... 869 01:22:26,680 --> 01:22:27,759 Shh! 870 01:22:27,920 --> 01:22:31,559 (quietly)You can kill me, I don't care. I'm not going across in the dark. 871 01:22:31,720 --> 01:22:32,919 No! 872 01:22:35,560 --> 01:22:37,519 All right. 873 01:22:37,680 --> 01:22:39,759 We'll go now. 874 01:22:41,200 --> 01:22:43,559 This way. Move! 875 01:22:52,920 --> 01:22:55,239 (whistle blows) 876 01:22:58,800 --> 01:23:01,359 Come on! 877 01:23:01,560 --> 01:23:15,359 (whimpers) 878 01:23:18,520 --> 01:23:21,319 (horn blowing) 879 01:23:32,520 --> 01:23:34,599 (door opens) 880 01:24:36,680 --> 01:24:39,719 Are you all right, Arthur? 881 01:24:39,880 --> 01:24:41,239 Never... never better. 882 01:24:43,720 --> 01:24:45,359 (door opens) 883 01:25:25,840 --> 01:25:29,439 All right, Atrhur. From now on, it's all easy. Come! 884 01:26:11,080 --> 01:26:15,239 There is the Treasury. The roof is not very strong here, so one at a time. 885 01:26:15,320 --> 01:26:18,399 First me, then you, then Giulio. 886 01:26:32,240 --> 01:26:35,359 - It's down here. - Will you be going through that window? 887 01:26:35,560 --> 01:26:39,679 No. That would be too easy. We can't reach the dagger through here. 888 01:26:39,800 --> 01:26:41,719 Hm? 889 01:26:50,520 --> 01:26:55,239 - That fair anything to do with us? - A little bit, Atrhur. 890 01:27:14,640 --> 01:27:16,559 All right? 891 01:27:16,720 --> 01:27:19,039 They leave in an hour. 892 01:27:30,600 --> 01:27:32,719 It's going like clockwork. 893 01:27:32,840 --> 01:27:34,799 That means the fair is ready to leave, 894 01:27:35,000 --> 01:27:38,239 and Elizabeth and Cedric are on their way to the lighthouse. 895 01:27:38,400 --> 01:27:40,319 It will be dark soon. 896 01:27:40,520 --> 01:27:44,239 All right, gentlemen, it's time to undress. 897 01:27:44,360 --> 01:27:46,719 (shouting in Turkish) 898 01:27:52,320 --> 01:27:54,879 (woman singing in Turkish) 899 01:27:58,040 --> 01:28:00,239 (applause) 900 01:28:06,040 --> 01:28:08,239 - (man) Good evening. - (edric) Good evening. 901 01:28:08,400 --> 01:28:10,439 - (man)Are you ready? - (Elizabeth)Ready. 902 01:28:10,640 --> 01:28:11,719 (man) Good! 903 01:28:32,320 --> 01:28:34,679 (men speaking in Turkish) 904 01:28:41,800 --> 01:28:44,639 - What's that? - The guard house. 905 01:28:44,760 --> 01:28:48,079 Oh, those smoke grenades - they were intended to deal with that? 906 01:28:48,240 --> 01:28:49,839 They were. 907 01:28:50,040 --> 01:28:51,919 They'll see Giulio going down. 908 01:28:52,120 --> 01:28:54,799 Elizabeth and Cedric are taking care that they don't. 909 01:29:01,520 --> 01:29:04,879 (laughing) 910 01:29:23,720 --> 01:29:26,239 It'll be seconds until Cedric gets to the light. 911 01:29:26,400 --> 01:29:28,319 Put your weight against the wall. 912 01:29:47,760 --> 01:29:49,799 Stop. 913 01:29:54,920 --> 01:29:57,239 (laughter) 914 01:30:06,600 --> 01:30:09,359 Brace yourself. 915 01:30:10,920 --> 01:30:12,399 Go! 916 01:30:18,600 --> 01:30:19,799 Argh! 917 01:30:27,200 --> 01:30:29,799 Don't let my hand go! Shh, shh, shh. 918 01:30:35,360 --> 01:30:37,719 (grunting) 919 01:30:45,680 --> 01:30:47,639 Hold it. I've got it. 920 01:30:47,760 --> 01:30:49,279 Pull! 921 01:30:54,400 --> 01:30:55,879 Up! 922 01:31:07,080 --> 01:31:08,719 Hold it! 923 01:31:40,680 --> 01:31:43,239 - Hey! - Oh! 924 01:33:09,720 --> 01:33:13,159 You're not gonna leave me here, are you? I don't fancy that hole. 925 01:33:13,280 --> 01:33:16,359 No, Arthur, I wouldn't go anywhere without you. Come on. 926 01:33:20,240 --> 01:33:23,799 If I get this out, it'll give you some support. 927 01:33:26,720 --> 01:33:29,679 - Can we go soon? - In about ten minutes. 928 01:33:29,800 --> 01:33:32,719 But let's take Giulio with us... and the dagger. 929 01:33:34,040 --> 01:33:36,159 You are not going to lose your nerve? 930 01:33:36,280 --> 01:33:39,359 It's not a question of losing my nerve. I never had none. 931 01:34:17,240 --> 01:34:19,159 Giulio's on the sill now. 932 01:34:20,280 --> 01:34:23,239 I'll help you lower him down. 933 01:34:24,600 --> 01:34:27,079 Can't he do anything by himself? 934 01:34:35,400 --> 01:34:37,719 Let's go to work. 935 01:35:49,760 --> 01:35:50,999 Stop! 936 01:36:16,440 --> 01:36:18,359 Pull up. 937 01:36:39,000 --> 01:36:42,359 You have to hold it by yourself now, OK? 938 01:36:42,560 --> 01:36:44,439 Yes. 939 01:36:50,840 --> 01:36:52,999 I'm going to let go now, Arthur. Ready? 940 01:36:55,760 --> 01:36:56,919 Ready. 941 01:37:01,240 --> 01:37:02,359 Pull up! 942 01:41:25,200 --> 01:41:27,639 He's got it, Atrhur. He's got it! 943 01:42:23,560 --> 01:42:26,719 This is the last bit, Atrhur. Lower slowly. 944 01:42:29,640 --> 01:42:31,439 Slowly! 945 01:42:32,920 --> 01:42:34,719 I'll tell you when to stop. 946 01:42:42,240 --> 01:42:43,199 Stop. 947 01:43:34,400 --> 01:43:35,719 It's done. 948 01:43:40,360 --> 01:43:42,359 (crowd roars) 949 01:43:45,520 --> 01:43:47,799 (cheering) 950 01:43:52,240 --> 01:43:54,159 (shouting) 951 01:44:31,920 --> 01:45:25,919 (Elizabeth's laughter) 952 01:45:44,600 --> 01:45:46,519 (Elizabeth's laughter continues) 953 01:45:46,680 --> 01:45:49,599 The time has come to ask you to sit here on the edge. 954 01:45:50,440 --> 01:45:51,599 Where else? 955 01:45:53,920 --> 01:45:58,839 Put your hands around this bit of hose, think of $1 0,000, and hold on. 956 01:45:59,040 --> 01:46:01,759 - Then you push me off the edge? - I wouldn't do that. 957 01:46:01,920 --> 01:46:03,079 (yelps) 958 01:46:26,400 --> 01:46:28,079 (Elizabeth's laughter) 959 01:47:48,720 --> 01:48:02,439 (in Turkish) 960 01:48:10,360 --> 01:48:12,039 - (Walter) Major Tufan? - Yes? 961 01:48:12,200 --> 01:48:14,599 My name, sir, is Walter Harper. 962 01:48:14,720 --> 01:48:16,719 This is Miss Lipp, Mr Page, 963 01:48:16,840 --> 01:48:20,919 Mr Vecchi, Mr Fischer... and this is Mr Simpson, 964 01:48:21,120 --> 01:48:24,239 who's been driving us in a car rented by Mr Plimpton in Greece. 965 01:48:24,360 --> 01:48:26,839 And borrowed by us while waiting for him. 966 01:48:27,040 --> 01:48:28,159 Yes, dear. 967 01:48:28,280 --> 01:48:31,159 What can I do for you, gentlemen? Madam? 968 01:48:31,280 --> 01:48:33,719 Something quite extraordinary has happened, 969 01:48:33,880 --> 01:48:36,039 I felt I should report to someone in authority. 970 01:48:36,200 --> 01:48:40,399 - What do you wish to repotr to me? - I heard a rattle in the car. 971 01:48:40,600 --> 01:48:44,079 - I heard it first. - Yes, dear. You heard it first. 972 01:48:44,240 --> 01:48:47,519 I heard a rattle in the car, had it investigated, 973 01:48:47,680 --> 01:48:50,119 and discovered arms hidden in it. 974 01:48:50,240 --> 01:48:52,639 - Arms? - Yes. 975 01:48:52,760 --> 01:48:54,439 A rifle and six grenades. 976 01:49:03,040 --> 01:49:04,439 Were these arms in the car? 977 01:49:07,560 --> 01:49:09,439 They certainly look like them. 978 01:49:12,280 --> 01:49:15,599 How clever of you. Had you lost them? 979 01:49:15,720 --> 01:49:18,239 No, madam. We had found them. 980 01:49:19,560 --> 01:49:22,239 May I ask where you have been today? 981 01:49:22,400 --> 01:49:25,799 At the wrestling, major. It was quite an experience. 982 01:49:26,720 --> 01:49:29,279 - Were you there all day, Mr Walter? - Yes. 983 01:49:29,400 --> 01:49:31,679 - Madam? - All day. 984 01:49:32,320 --> 01:49:35,559 Were you there all day, Mr Simpson? 985 01:49:43,320 --> 01:49:44,719 No. 986 01:49:45,720 --> 01:49:47,719 No, sir. 987 01:49:49,080 --> 01:49:53,559 We didn't get there until atter 3 o'clock. 988 01:50:23,320 --> 01:50:26,279 (men speaking in Turkish) 989 01:50:56,240 --> 01:50:58,399 (in Turkish) 990 01:51:47,760 --> 01:51:50,719 (alarm) 991 01:52:32,640 --> 01:52:35,599 Gentlemen, madam - 992 01:52:35,720 --> 01:52:41,239 sometimes a man's profession gives him a narrow view of things. 993 01:52:41,400 --> 01:52:44,879 - I know now why you are here. - Do you really, sir? 994 01:52:45,080 --> 01:52:49,239 Yes, Mr Simpson. A little bird told me. 995 01:52:53,280 --> 01:52:55,399 Mefkufsunuz. 996 01:52:59,320 --> 01:53:01,519 (whistling) 997 01:53:39,240 --> 01:53:41,639 Tomorrow we're out. 998 01:53:41,760 --> 01:53:44,119 - I have an idea. - (all) Oh, no! 999 01:53:44,240 --> 01:53:47,719 (humming) 1000 01:53:47,880 --> 01:53:52,039 There is a secret stairway in the Kremlin. The Romanov jewels...